Dad Thank You for not leaving me somewhere in a bucket. Say thanks to your dad in a funny way on the special occasion of Happy Father’s Day by sending him Funny Fathers Day Quotes from Daughter. If your dad has a funny nature he like these funny things then you can share these funny wishes with your dad on this Father’s Day and say him Happy Father’s Day. But if your dad is a serious person then don’t think about it. It will spoil his mood and make him angry on you, A daughter is a princess for a dad he love his daughter more than anyone and a daughter also loves her dad more than her mom. So grab the opportunity and make your dad day special by sharing this kind of wishes. Hope you all going to like this collection. Happy Father’s Day.
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During the sole argument we had when [Chelsea] was in high school, the subject of which I don’t even remember, I looked at her and said, ‘As long as you’re in this house, being president is my second most important job. ~ Bill Clinton
He has always provided me a safe place to land and a hard place from which to launch. ~ Chelsea Clinton
When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape.
Dear Daddy, no matter where I go in life, you’ll always be my number one man.
I could not get a better friend than you are to me.” Some superheroes don’t have capes… They are called dad.
Dad, you are someone to look up to no matter how tall I grow” Some superheroes don’t have capes.. They are called dad. Funny Fathers Day Quotes from Daughter
Just once on Father’s Day, I wish my kids would give me a #1 Dad mug instead of one with my actual ranking. ~ Andy Borowitz
The only thing I really wanted for Father’s Day was the thing that made me a father in the first place. Life is hard. ~ Andry H’Tims
Happy Fathers Day, Dad! I wouldn’t trade you for anything. Of course, nobody’s offered me anything. ~ Melanie White
There should be a children’s song: ‘If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep. ~ Jim Gaffigan
I found out that I’m a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don’t know what I’m doing. But my kids love me. Go figure. ~ Louis C.K.
I want my son to wear a helmet 24 hours a day. If it was socially acceptable I’d be the first one to have my kid in a full helmet and like a cage across his face mask. ~ Will Arnett
I gave my father $100 and said, “Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.” So he went out and bought a present for my mother.
Daughter, be of good comfort; your faith has made you whole.
There is this girl who stole my heart and she calls me Daddy.
I may find a prince but my dad will always be my king. Funny Fathers Day Quotes from Daughter
A man never stands as tall as when he kneels to help a child. ~ Knights of Pythagoras
For Father’s Day, we got my dad a t-shirt that says “Do Not Resuscitate.” He wears it whenever mom takes him to the ballet. ~ Greg Tamblyn
Fathers Day, when you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools. ~ David Letterman
At the very least, Fathers Day should mean unlimited channel surfing. ~ Melanie White
I enjoy Father’s Day. It’s a time when I pause to reflect on the joy that has come into my life thanks to my two wonderful children, whose names escape me. ~ Dave Barry
Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you’re 12, but every day. ~ Mike Myers
My father would lift me high / And dance with my mother and me and then / Spin me around til I fell asleep / Then up the stairs he would carry me / And I knew for sure I was loved. ~ Luther Vandross
Years ago we used to play / He used to laugh when I ran away / But when I fell and hurt my knee / He would run to comfort me / And the pain would go away. ~ The Monkees
The older I get the more I can see / How much he loved my mother and my brother and me / And he did the best that he could / And I only hope when I have my own family That everyday I see a little more of my father in me. ~ Keith Urban
My daughter got me a “World’s Best Dad” mug. So we know she’s sarcastic.
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