April 9, 2020

TOP 40 BEST SLING BLADE QUOTES IN 2020 (FROM 1996)

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Frank:
Ever think of killing yourself on purpose like my daddy done?
Karl:
I studied about it. The Bible says you ought not to. It says if you do that, you go off to Hades. Some folks call it Hell, I call it Hades.

Karl:
No, Sir, not yet.
Karl:
Quite a spell, I reckon.

Frank:
I’d like to kill that son-of-a-bitch. I hate him.
Karl:
You ought not talk that way. You just a boy.

Linda Wheatley:
I’m gonna make some coffee. Karl, you want some coffee?
Karl:
Coffee makes me nervous when I drink it. Mmm.

Linda Wheatley:
Karl, you know what? Melinda here was voted employee of the month at the dollar store last February. Isn’t that something?
Karl:
Yes ma’am, I reckon.
Melinda:
Well, when you like pricing items as much as I do, it’s just bound to happen sooner or later, I guess.

Marsha Dwiggins:
Will you ever kill anyone again, Karl?
Karl:
I don’t reckon I got no reason to kill nobody. Mmm.

Doyle:
What in the hell are you doing with that lawn mower blade?
Karl:
I aim to kill you with it. Mmm.

Doyle:
Frank’s a weak little kid. His daddy taught him how to be a pussy.
Frank:
Stop it, Doyle! Don’t talk about my daddy.
Doyle:
“Don’t talk about my daddy”. Go on and get up outta here. Go out to the garage and let me be. Go on now, get!

Doyle:
Hey! HEY!
Doyle:
I told you three times already, the law’s on my side! I play cards with J.D. Shelnut, chief of PO-lice! So kiss my ass, you old bastard!

Quotes From Sling Blade

Karl Childers: “They say I’m well…”

Karl Childers: French fried pataters
Karl Childers: French fried pataters.

Karl Childers: I like gravy on my fries. ummm..mmmm
Karl Childers: I like gravy on my fries.

Karl Childers: I don’t reckon I got any reason to kill anybody. Um..Hmm..

Karl Childers: Some folks call it a Sling Blade I call it a Kaiser Blade
Karl Childers: Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a Kaiser blade.

Karl Childers: Coffee make me nervous when I drank it
Karl Childers: Coffee makes me nervous when I drink it.

Frank Wheatley: Well I hate you!
Doyle Hargraves: I hate you you little prick!

Doyle Hargraves: “You like that song, Doyle?”
Doyle Hargraves: You like that song, Doyle?
Doyle Hargraves: “Oh yeah. That sounds like a number one hit tune”.
Doyle Hargraves: Oh yeah. That sounds like a number one hit tune.

Karl’s Father: Mmmm hmmmmm
Karl’s Father: Mmmm hmmmmm.

Doyle Hargraves: If you ever hit me again you little bastard, I swear to God I’ll make you sorry your daddy ever squirted your ass out. You hear me?
Doyle Hargraves: You can kiss my ass. And if you ever hit me again, you little bastard… I’ll make you sorry your daddy ever squirted your ass out. You hear me?

Doyle Hargraves: Everything’s botherin’ me. I’m hurtin’ Linda. I love you.
Frank Wheatley: Well I hate you!
Doyle Hargraves: I hate you, you little prick!

Doyle Hargraves: We don’t got no goddamn band! We don’t need to fucking practice Randy! We don’t need a shit-ass manager neither! You motherfuckers! Y’all is a bunch of losers! I’m the only one sane son of a bitch here! Just get the fuck out of my house now!
Doyle Hargraves: [shouting] We don’t got no Goddamn band! We don’t need to fucking practice, Randy! We don’t no shit-ass manager neither! You motherfuckers! You all are a bunch of losers! I’m the only sane son-of-a-bitch here! So get the *fuck* out of my house now!
Vaughan Cunningham: It’s not your house Doyle, it’s Linda’s.
Vaughan Cunningham: It’s not your house, Doyle, it’s Linda’s.
Doyle Hargraves: I’ll whip the dogshit out of you Vaughan. I will fucking kill you if you talk to me again! Now all of ya, get the fuck out now before I get too mad to turn back!
Doyle Hargraves: I’ll whip the dog shit out of you, Vaughan. I will [shouts] fucking kill you if you talk to me again!

Karl Childers: Not funny ha-ha, funny queer. Mmm-hmm.
Vaughan Cunningham: Well that’s a very offensive way to put it. You shouldn’t say that, Karl.

Karl Childers: Do you have any of them french fried potaters?
Karl Childers: I like them French fried potaters.

Frosty Cream Boy:
Can I help you, sir? Can I help you, sir?!
Karl:
I was kinda wantin’ something to eat, mmm-hmm.
Frosty Cream Boy:
Well, um, what would you like?
Karl:
You got any biscuits for sale in there?
Frosty Cream Boy:
No, this is a Frosty Cream. We don’t serve biscuits. But we got a lot of other stuff, though.

Karl:
What you got in there that’s good to eat?
Frosty Cream Boy:
Well, we got Big Chief burgers, Bongo burgers, foot longs, corny dogs, Frosty shakes, creamy bars. Uh, did you want me to go through the whole list?
Karl:
Reckon what do you like to eat in there?
Frosty Cream Boy:
Well, the french fries are pretty good.
Karl:
French fried potaters?
Frosty Cream Boy:
Yup, the french fries.

Karl:
How much you want for ’em?
Frosty Cream Boy:
They’re .60 for the medium and .75 for the large.
Karl:
I reckon I’ll have me some of the big uns.
Frosty Cream Boy:
So one large french fries?

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