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Dear math, grow up and solve your problems, im tired of solving them for you.
Ang kabit pasimple lang kung dumikit! Kahit lagging sabit in short sila ay mga bwisit!
Alam mong may asaw na … Mega pa-cute ka pa? Ano ka? Taga ubos ng tira?
Hindi ko kailangan ng lalaking katulad nila superman at batman ang kailangan ko ay yung lalaking no other woman.
Bago ka makipaglambingan sa internet alamin mo muna kung may SABIT para hindi ka matawag na KABIT.
Ang relasyon parang ngipin hindi masisisra kung walang K-A-B-I-T-ies.
Hindi porke dalawa ang kamay pwede ka ng humawak ng sabay.
Sa isang relasyon, hindi magpapalandi ang lalaki kung hindi naglalandi yung babae.
Ang pag ibig parang imbornal. Nakakatakot mahulog. At kapag nahulog ka its either by accident o talagang tanga ka lang.
Utak mo parang ref naming , walang laman -_-
Wag mo kong landiin kong wala kang balak hiwalayan yang kinakasama mo , di pa naman ako ganun kadispirada para matawag na akoy sayo.
Papaya akong agawin mo ang asawa ko kung papaya kang mahiga sa kabaong at ilibing ng buhay.
Gwapo ng jowa mo, mas malandi naman sayo .
Anger doesn’t solve anything . it builds nothing but it can destroy everything.
Even the nicest person have their limits.
Holding to anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.
Patama Quotes English
Ang PAnliligaw parang homework sa bahay ginagawa hindi sa school.
Pwede na siguro ang IKAW at AKO kapag wala na ang KAYO.
Ang sisispag naman magmahal ng tao ngayun pati mahal ng iba, mahal narin nila.
Darating din ang panahon na mapapasakin ang katawan mo ——–SEMENTERYO
Ang pag ibig ko sayo ay parang sermon ng nanay ko, walang katapusan
Hindi lahat ng minamahal dapat ipaglaban at hindi lahat ng nagmamahal dapat mong saktan
YOU wanna now whos amazing and has the cutest smile ever? Read the first word again.
Alam mo gusto na kitang tisurin para naman mahulog ka sakin.
Ang ayaw ko… tinext ka tapus pag nireplyan mo din a rin magrereply sayo, nakakagago
If love is a game for sure rematch ang isisigaw ng mga di makamove on.
Ang relasyon parang kape yan ,,… lumalamig pagpinabayaan.
Walang taong easy to get nagkataon lang nung nanligaw sya , may gusto ka na rin sa kanay.
Behind every girls favorite songs are an untold stories.
You never realize how boring life is .. until someone ask you what to do to have fun..
Dear Dora, you’ve been 5 years old for about 11 years now. Whats your secret?
Common sense is like deodorant the people who need it most never use it.
A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.
Im not lazy im just on my energy saving mode.
Save water, shower with your girlfriend!
Best Patama Quotes
“Instead of blaming god beacuse you dont always get what you want, Why dont you thank him for the stuff that you already have.”
“Respect me, i respect you. Disrespect me, Fuck you!”
“If sleep is important, then why the fuck school starts so early.”
“Its not about being the best but its how you try your best.”
“Being busy will never be a reason if you know the meaning of importance”
“Fuck what you heard, try asking me first”
“Theres nothing such as true love”
“Its just that you dont have this thing called common sense”
“The best part of being single is you can do whatever the fuck you want”
“Your age doesnt define your maturity.”
“No matter how awesome you are, not everyone will like you, thats life.”
“I dont know whats messy, my room or my life”
“When your mood is not good without any reason, you are defintely missing someone”
“Haters are not born, they are made”
“Bitches are made cause true love exist”
“Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools and accepted by idiots”
“Just because you experienced pain it doesnt mean you wont feel happines again”
“People will never understand the decision you make, unless theyll experience how hard is it to be in your place”
“I hate my self for loving someone who cant love me back”
” How others see you is not important. How you see yourself means everything”
“Cheating on you was the biggest mistake i have ever done”
Bukas man ang mata ko sa iba sarado naman ang puso ko para sa kanila.
Top Patama Quotes
“Not everyone you love is going to love you back the way you want it. That is why you have to love yourself more than anyone else”
“I hate texting people first. I feel awkward, annoying and unwanted”
“Dont think your nothing cause Baby you fuckin’ perfect to me.”
“I text you because i want to have a conversation with you, not to get one word answers”
“Im contented with this, as long as you dont find anyone else i will not stop loving you”
“Goodbyes are hard. It may be harder for the person leaving but its always hardest for the person being left behind”
“Stay strong even when it feels like everythings falling apart”
“If loving you takes a thousands of enemies ” Well! Let the battle begins!”
“Erasing someone from your mind is easy but erasing someone from your heart is another damn story”
“Being in a relationship is not about kissing, dates or showing off. Its about being with the person who makes you happy”
“The most painful goodbye is when your ears havent heard it, yet your heart already feels it.
“I respect those people who hates me. Infact, i raise my middle finger to salute them.”
“Youre lucky if you found the person who never gets tired of understanding your nonsense attitude.”
“Someday well be waking up on the same bed, wearing the same ring and bearing the same last names <3”
“Teenage life is a stage of life that is full of positives but dont let preagnancy test be one of them”
“You will never understand how much you mean to me”
“Beautiful things happen when you distance yourself from the negative shit”
“Forget the person you used to be. Your past killed it already.”
“I say bad words to express what i feel, not to let people think that im a bad person”
“I dont need to manage my anger, people need to manage their stupidity”
“Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun, fall in love and regret nothing”
“Hell? Its where my other friends belong.”
“Bitch, your just like Monday nobody likes you.”
“I have a bad reputation? Cant blame you because you live in a wrong generation.”
Patama Quotes Tagalog
Iwasan ang mgpaasa ng tao,dahil baka dumating ang isang araw ang akala mo nandiyan pa sya na “umaasa”sau, yon pla ikaw na lang ang UMAASA SA KANYA):
Nagsisimula na naman ako mangamba..Natatakot ako baka mawala ka.
naalala ko ang mga araw na sinabi mu sa akin “MAHAL KITA”…naalala ko nung sinabi mu na “I’LL NEVER LET YOU GO” pero higit sa lahat.
hindi ko makakalimutan ang araw nung sinabi mo……
Ang pagmamahal ay para sa dalawang tao lang,
ewan ko ba kung bakit may mga malalanding di marun0ng magbilang.
…..*Minsan sa pagiging insensitive mo hindi mo namamalayan na itinutulak mo na pala palayo ang taong laging umiintindi at umuunawa sayo..
…….Baket naimbento ang MONTHSARY? kasi karamihan ng may relasyon hindi na umaabot ng ANNIVERSARY..
……..Ang tunay na nagmamahal ay marunong maghintay hindi yung habang naghihintay ay suma sideline…
……..mas mabuti pang tapatin ka ng isang tao sa masakit na katotohanan, kesa paniwalain ka sa isang malambing na katotohanan..
………Minsan kahit ilang beses pang sabihin ng utak mo na “TAMA NA” pilit parin sinasabi ng puso mong konteng tiis pa..