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MICHAEL SCOTT QUOTES : INSPIRE YOURSELF
And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.
I don’t understand. We have a day honoring Martin Luther King, but he didn’t even work here.
I would not miss it for the world. But if something else came up I would definitely not go.
It’s a pimple, Phyllis. Avril Lavigne gets them all the time and she rocks harder than anyone alive.
Okay, too many different words from coming at me from too many different sentences.
Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.
Best Michael Scott Quotes
It’s simply beyond words. It’s incalculable.
Jim and I are great friends. We hang out a ton, mostly at work.
I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.
It is St. Patrick’s Day….It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas.
“It’s never too early for ice cream.” – Michael Scott quotes
“Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” – Michael Scott quotes
The Office Michael Scott Quotes
It’s not like booze ever kil*** anyone.
Oh, this is gonna feel so good getting this thing off my chest… that’s what she said.
Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what.”
Never, ever, ever, give up.” – Michael Scott
Well, well, well, how the turntables.
Michael Scott Inspirational Quotes
Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order.
Well, it’s love at first sight. Actually, it was… No, it was when I heard her voice. It was love at first see with my ears.
That was offensive and lame. So double offensive. This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here.
Look at those wrinkles. Blacks do crack. Not crack the drug.
I hate so much about the things you choose to be.
Funny Michael Scott Quotes
Do you think that doing alcohol is cool?
I think Angela might be gay. Could Oscar and Angela be having a gay affair? Maybe! Is that what this is about?
If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.
“Dwight, you ignorant slut!”
Webster’s Dictionary defines a wedding as: The fusing of two metals with a hot torch.
Michael Scott Quotes about Love
Oh, look! A Sbarro. My favorite New York pizza joint. And I’m going to go get me a New York slice!
It’s a good thing Russia doesn’t exist anymore.
Well, happy birthday Jesus. Sorry that your party’s so lame.
Hate to see you leave but love to watch you go. ‘Cause of your butt.
You cheated on me? When I specifically asked you not to.
Michael Scott Quotes about Life
You may look around and see two groups here: white collar, blue collar. But I don’t see it that way, and you know why not? Because I am collar-blind.
Saw Inception. Or at least I dreamt I did.
Oh God, my mind is going a mile an hour.
I have got to make sure that YouTube comes down to tape this.
Friends joke with one another. Hey, you’re poor. Hey, your momma’s dead. That’s what friends do.”
Michael Scott Motivational Quotes
I have cause. It is because I hate him.
When the son of the deposed king of Nigeria emails you directly, asking for help, you help! His father ran the freaking country! Okay?
The worst thing about prison was the Dementors. They were flying all over the place and they were scary and they’d come down and they’d suck the soul out of your body and it hurt!
Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.
Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
Michael Scott Leadership Quotes
Well, it’s love at first sight. Actually, it was … No, it was when I heard her voice. It was love at first see with my ears.
I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday.
I’m not superstitious, but I am a little ‘stitious.
You know what they say. Fool me once, strike one, but fool me twice … strike three.
Society teaches us that having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well, that’s baloney, because grief isn’t wrong. There’s such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown.