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Funny Quotes For Kids

“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.”– Albert Einstein

“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.” – Mark Twain

” Families are like fudge… mostly sweet with a few nuts.”– Unknown

“If at first you don’t succeed, think how many people you’ve made happy.” – H. Duane Black

“Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.” – Unknown

“Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.” – Groucho Marx

“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.” – Bill McGlashen

“Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.”– Ahmad

“Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.” – Unknown

“I believe in the discipline of silence, and could talk for hours about it.” – George Bernard Shaw

“The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.” – George Bernard Shaw

“A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it is written on.” – Samuel Goldwyn

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