January 28, 2023


vine quotes

Vine Quotes

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“Get to Del Taco. They got a new thing called Freesha– Free– Freeshavaca-do.”

“Mothertrucker, dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick.”

“Two brooss chillin in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay.”

“Jared, can you read number 23 for the class?” “No, I cannot…. What up? I’m Jared, I’m 19 and I never f#@%in learned how to read.”

“Not to be racist or anything, but Asian people SSUUGHHH!”

“I wanna be a cowboy baby… I wanna be a cowboy baby.”

“Hey, I’m lesbian.” “I thought you were American.”

“I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag.” “You spilled — whaghwhha — lipstick in my Valentino White bag?”

“What’s better than this? Guys bein dudes.”

“Ooooooo, he needs some milk.”

“Hi, welcome to Chili’s.”

“It is Wednesday, my dudes.”

“Country boy, I love you ahhhwweelhwh…”

“Escalera oooooooaaaa!”

“F**k ya chicken strips!”

“Barbecue sauce on my titties.”

“Gimme your F**KING money!”

“That was legitness.”

“Ms. Keisha, MS. KEISHA! Oh my f**king God, she f**king dead.”


“Staaaahp! I coulda dropped my croissant!”

“That’s my OPINION.”

“You’re not my dad, ugly ass f**king noodle head.”

“What the f**k, Richard.”

“This bitch empty, YEET!”

“Road work ahead? Yeah, I sure hope it does.”

“What up, I’m Jared I’m 19, and I never f**king learned how to read.”

“Um, I’m never been to oovoo javer.”

“My God, they were roommates.”

“Why are you running, why are you running?”

“Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a hoe.”

“I can’t swim.”

“Lebron James.”

“It’s an avocado, thanksssss…”

“How’d you get these bumps? ya got eggzma?” “I got what?” “You got eggzma?”

“WHAT ARE THOSEEEEE?” “THEY are my crocs!”

“Hi my name is Trey I have a basketball game tomorrow” …

“I can’t sleep, because of that video” …

“I’m just cooking pizza” …

“This is your space, this is your area, she can’t do that to you” …

Best Vine Quotes Ever

“Uh, I’m not finished” “Oh my God, can you let me do what I need to do?”

“I have osteoporosis.”

*girl blows vape* “…WoW”

*running* “…Daddy?” “Do I look like-?”

*Pours water onto girl’s face* “Hello?”

“Wait oh yes, wait a minute Mr. Postman.” “HaaaAHH”

“…And they were roommates” “Mah God they were roommates!”

“Sleep? I don’t know about sleep…it’s summertime.” “You ain’t go to bed?” “Oh, she caught me.”

“All I wanna tell you is school’s not important… Be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a dog…RUFF. You know?”

“Oh, I like ya accent where you from?” “I’m Liberian.” “Oh, my bad. *whispering* I like your accent…”

“Next Please.” “Hello.” “Sir, this is a mug shot.”

“A mug shot? I don’t even drink coffee.”

“Hey, did you happen to go to class last week?” “I have never missed a class.”

“Go ahead and introduce yourselves.” “My name is Michael with a B and I’ve been afraid of insects my entire-” “Stop, stop, stop. Where?” “Hmm?” “Where’s the B?” “There’s a bee?”

“There’s only one thing worse than a rapist…Boom” “A child.” “No.”

“Later, Mom. What’s up? Me and my boys are going to see Uncle Kracker…GIVE ME MY HAT BACK, JORDAN! DO YOU WANNA SEE UNCLE KRACKER OR NO?”

“Dad, look, it’s the good kush.” This is the dollar store, how good can it be?”

“It’s a avocadooo…thanks”

“Yo, how much money do you have?” “69 cents” “AYE, you know what that means?” “I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets.”

“Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla.”

“Hey, Tara you want some?” “This b*%th empty. YEET!”

Vine Quotes List

“I smell like beef.”

“You better stop.”

“What the F**K IS UP KYLE?”

“Come get y’all juice.”

“Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay.”

“So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?”

“I wanna be a cowboy, baby.”

“Why you always lying?”

“Nice Ron” “I sneezed, oh, what, am I not allowed to sneeze?”

“I’m washing me and my clothes.”

“Honey, you’ve got a big storm coming.”

“XOXO, gossip girl.”

“Shoutout to all the pear.”

“A potato flew around my room before you came.”

“Chipotle is my life.”

“Look at all those chickens!”


“I like turtles.”

“It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my life, watermelon, INSIDE A WATERMELON.”

“Deez nuts, HA GOT EM?”

“F**k you, I don’t want no ravioli.”


“I’m in my mum’s car, broom broom.”


“You know what, I’m about to say it.”

“That is NOT correct.”

Most Iconic Vine Quotes

“Happy Crimus….” “It’s crismun…” “Merry crisis.” “Merry Chrysler.”

“…Hi Welcome to Chili’s.”

“HoW dO yOu kNoW wHaT’s gOoD fOr mE?” “THAT’S MY OPINIONNN!!!..”

“Welcome to Bible Study. We’re all children of Jesus… Kumbaya my looordd.”

“Hi my name’s Trey, I have a basketball game tomorrow. Wel,l I’m a point guard, I got shoe game…”

“Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?”

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAVEN!” “I can’t sweem.”

“Say Coloradoo.” “I’M A GIRAFFE!!”

“How much did you pay for that taco?” Aight, yo, you know this boys got his free tacoo.”

*Birds chirping* “Tweekle Tweekle.”

“Girl, you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal!”

“I brought you Frankincense.” “Thank you.” “I brought you Myrrh.” “Thank you.” “Mur-dur!” “Huh…Judas..no!”

“Zach stop…Zach stop…You’re gonna get in trouble. Zach.”

“CHRIS! Is that a weed? “No this is a crayon-” I’m calling the police” *puts 911 into microwave* “911 what’s your emergency?”


*Blowing vape on table* * cameraman blows it away* “ADAM!”

“Would you like the spider in your hand?” “Yea.” “Say please.” “Please.” *puts spider in hand* *screams*

“Oh hi, thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garrbaagge.”

“I love you bitch, I ain’t never gonna stop loving you, biiiiiitch.”

“What are thoooooose?”

Clean Vine Quotes


“I didn’t get no sleep cause of y’all, y’all not gone get no sleep cause of me!”

“Do you want to go see Uncle Cracker or no?”

“So no head?”

“You got eczema.”

“I am shooketh.”

“Hey my name is Trey, I have a basketball game tomorrow.”

“Can I PLEASE get a waffle?”

“There is only one thing worse than a rapist.” “A child.”

“Ah f**k, I can’t believe you’ve done this.”

“Bitch, I hope the f**k you do.”

“Two shots of vodka.”

“F**k off Janet, I’m not going to your f**king baby shower.”

“JEEEEEZ, Jesus Christ.”

“Wtf, is this allowed? Wtf, is that allowed?!” …

“Ohmigod he on x games mode” …

“I never went to oovoo javer” …

“AHH! Stahhp. I coulda dropped mah croissant.”

“Nate, how are those chicken strips?” “F%#K YA CHICKEN STRIPS…..F%#K ya chicken strips!”

“Road work ahead? Uh yea, I sure hope it does.”

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