Bellow you will find the best selection of quotes, phrases and sayings about insulting that are so witty for fake friends, ex bf, ex gf, enemies and haters. Enjoy a good time reading each one and share them with your friends.
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- Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.
- If you’re talking behind my back then you’re in a perfect position to kiss my a**!
- You know most of the days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.
- People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.
- If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.
- Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.
- Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
- It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.
- There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable… But looking at you…that is just illegal!!!!
- I don’t hate you… I just don’t appreciate your existence.
- You’re so much smarter when you don’t speak!
- You’re very beautiful, no doubt about that but I’ll still rate a monkey ahead of you.
- Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in? Student: It’s surely the past tense.
- Where did you come from, awwww did some one leave your cage open?
- I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.
- Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people.
- Do you want to know how I get all these insults? I use something called intelligence.
- Don’t tell me you’re innocent, because that insults my intelligence, and that doesn’t amuse me.
- Dude, your mother is so fat that when you fart Al Gore you blame it on climate change, dammit.
- Your father is a bastard, a filthy selfish and a horrible pig. However, I don’t want to speak ill of him. I will not do it.
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