June 26, 2022

Insult Quotes | 25 Painful Sayings For Haters, Enemies & Fake Friends

Insult Quotes | 25 Painful Sayings For Haters, Enemies & Fake Friends

Bellow you will find the best selection of quotes, phrases and sayings about insulting that are so witty for fake friends, ex bf, ex gf, enemies and haters. Enjoy a good time reading each one and share them with your friends.

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  1. Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.
  2. If you’re talking behind my back then you’re in a perfect position to kiss my a**! 
  3. You know most of the days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.
  4. People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.
  5. If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.
  6. Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.
  7. Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
  8. It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.
  9. There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable… But looking at you…that is just illegal!!!! 
  10. I don’t hate you… I just don’t appreciate your existence.
  11. You’re so much smarter when you don’t speak!
  12. You’re very beautiful, no doubt about that but I’ll still rate a monkey ahead of you.
  13. Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in? Student: It’s surely the past tense.
  14. Where did you come from, awwww did some one leave your cage open?
  15. I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.
  16. Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people.
  17. Do you want to know how I get all these insults? I use something called intelligence.
  18. Don’t tell me you’re innocent, because that insults my intelligence, and that doesn’t amuse me.
  19. Dude, your mother is so fat that when you fart Al Gore you blame it on climate change, dammit.
  20. Your father is a bastard, a filthy selfish and a horrible pig. However, I don’t want to speak ill of him. I will not do it.
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